I knew it was a controversial decision. Once I took the oath of entering the velociraptor apprenticeship there was no looking back. And I have to admit that all days are not always as rosy red as it may seem.
I do get teased with my appearance a lot. Obviously that is because I AM DIFFERENT and LOOK DIFFERENT. I am 80% transformed to a velociraptor. You can still see my human resemblance by my saggy balls and hairy back. But it should soon be a thing of the past.
On the street lots of people shout curse words at me and I also overhear people. They may not know that velociraptors actually have the hearing of a Blue Whale under water. We can almost hear across continents but on land. It´s a pretty neat ability.
But the other day I lost my temper when I heard someone in Africa say "I hate it when velociraptors pee in our village well and throws mud at my hut". I´m like dude, that is not us. That´s the T-Rex. Get your facts straight. So I told him to fill in the blank and he has promised to do so.
But in a years time, this will all be worth it. Then my mission is finally complete and I promise to have a hell of a party. Everyone with an open mind is invited.